Reminder about bike polo this Tuesday @ Holiday Park in east Ft. Lauderdale. 10pm, bring a polo mallet & BYOB.
More info @ Thriller Crew site.
Holiday Park (Roller Hockey Rink)
1300 East Sunrise Blvd.
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33304
Get directions here.
Yesterdays Critical Mass was a lot of fun, it was great to see all the new faces & bicycles. Always an excellent event to meet a variety of cyclists and attempt to take back the streets, even if it's just for an hour or two.
The ride started off in downtown Miami and went north towards Miami Shores and then back south. Here's a link to the route taken. The ride was approximately 13-15 miles.
Keep in mind that the October Miami Critical Mass ride will be on Halloween and costumes are encouraged.
Photos by Frankie Galland
I went out to Ft. Lauderdale last night to meet-up with the Thriller Crew for their weekly Tuesday nights of bike fun & games. I arrived shortly after 10pm to the Holiday Park hockey rink which was the ideal location for bike polo. The turn out was great, there were about 20 riders and some spectators. The night consisted of a few games of bike polo, foot-down, drinking, tricks & bicycle tomfoolery. It was 3am before I even realized it, time flies when you're on a bike. I wish there were more polo mallets available last night, I'm going to attempt to make my own mallet soon. I need some riser bars too as I was the only one with drop-bars which were a big disadvantage. All in all it was a great time.
I unknowingly disrespected the Thriller Gods by sporting a pair of gloves instead of just one glove. I was doused with moonshine & set on fire for this offense.
On a sad note my Cinelli - Unicanitor saddle cracked earlier that evening at the velodrome. It was later put to good use as a moving obstacle during the game of foot-down. "It's Italian!"
On October 7th the plan is to ride from Ft. Lauderdale to Hollywood. Bikes, beers, & ice cream? Should be a fun 19mi ride.
Make sure you check out the Thriller Crew site for additional photos & Ft. Lauderdale velo goodness.
Monthly 1/4 mile sprint races.
Friday October 3rd, 2008
Miami Beach Convention Center (outside Hall C)
1901 Convention Center Dr
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Get directions here.
I picked up Alex Fix near Sunset Place & we drove out to S. Miami Avenue near US-1. We got our bikes off the rack and began our ride towards the Design District to meet up with a few other cyclists for our weekly Wednesday night ride. Oh, what an evening of mishaps was to come.
1. My tube exploded on our ride to the meet-up destination (BOOOOM! everyone within our vicinity at Mary Brickell Village thought it was a drive-by, Alex included)
2. My Continental Ultra Sport tire was trashed. Three to four separate holes, one big enough to fit a small penis (see below). These tires are awful, I knew they were about to give in any day now, I should've packed an extra. I made a phone call to Ferny who was expecting us and asked if he had a spare tube & tire. He did! I told him we would be slightly late & to wait for us.
*Normally I repair all my flats (snakebites /punctures) on the road but an exploded tube unfortunately is not worth the effort to be repaired, the hole is usually too large for a patch to make any difference.
3. I had to borrow Alex's bike to get back to my car. Alex's bike is way too big for me, so tall that if I clip in I can't pedal while sitting down as my legs can't reach. I had to pedal standing up the entire distance, luckily it wasn't that far. I looked like one of these guys below but on a Cannondale track bike.
4. I got to my car & drove back to where Alex awaited me with my immobile bike. We placed the bike on the rack & drove to the Design District I-195 underpass.
5. Upon our arrival Ferny presented me with a 19mm clincher. Hmmm.. I might be in for a rough ride tonight.
5.5 I placed the 700x19c tire & new tube onto rim, inflated, & we were ready to roll, just needed to remove the pump from presta valve. PSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH! The Presta built-in valve cap blew off! A first for me, I have never experienced this in 15+ years of tube changing. I'm not sloppy with hand pumps, I blamed this on a faulty valve-cap. Kenda!
6. I responded.. "YOU GOT TO BE F%#KING KIDDING ME!"
6.5 "No seriously.. this did not just happen! right?"
6.9 "I have another tube but the valve is not long enough for a deep sectioned rim" - Ferny
*Photo by Franky
7. We decided to drive to S. Beach at the advise of Franky who let us know Fritz's Skate Bike & Surf was open until 10pm. I purchased a new tube for $6, inflated up my tire & we were ready to roll. We drove back to the Design District. Only 3 of us remained. Keep in mind no actual bike riding had taken place yet. Well, unless you count the "Baby Raptor" on the Cannondale. (see #3)
8. Finally we get to ride!! We decided to go to Key Biscayne by-way of NE 2nd Ave/Brickell. As we approached the Rickenbacker Causeway we noticed construction, lots of it. There was a cloud of dust & debris in the air. I squinted my eyes & covered my nose and still this stuff was unavoidable. As we got closer to the William Powell Bridge we noticed they had only 1 lane open. Basically all the vehicles headed east were driving on the far right, the bike lane! It was brutal, I've never really had a difficult time going up this particular bridge before. I'm not sure if it was all the junk I had just inhaled, the thought of all the encroaching vehicles behind us, or the fact that we had sprinted there from the Design District. Either way we made it through safely but a bit perplexed by the struggle we faced.
9. Ferny & I decided to head back towards PS14 & Alex rode home. On our way back into downtown we saw Mafe riding around. After a few blocks I heard a brief click-clack & she took an abrupt spill. Her chain had came off, I had never witnessed this before on a fixed-gear bike. I was surprised it didn't damage any spokes. Pretty scary situation. I tensioned her chain a bit as it appeared to be too loose & I inflated her front & rear tires as they were low on air. We then proceeded to PS14 where $1 beers & FREE pizza awaits. Got there at 11:53pm just in time to get 2 beers before their 12am $1 beer cut-off. They had Power Pizza, cupcakes & a piñata that was filled with penis straws (see #2), Star Wars toys & raunchy pages from old Hustler magazines for Benton's b-day. Just what I needed after this hectic night.
*Photo by Franky
10. Ferny had a slow leak and had to insert a new tube @ PS14.. we were on a roll.
So many obstacles, but we were very determined to ride tonight. Even if it was just three of us.
Come celebrate Halloween 30 days in advance!
$50 bar tab at PS14 for the winner of bike race.
$200 gift certificate from Adidas for winner of the costume contest.
226 8th St (between Washington Ave/Collins Ave)
Miami Beach, FL
Get directions to Adidas here.
If you would like to help spread the word to fellow cyclists about Miami Critical Mass feel free to download, print & distribute this month's flier. Four fliers can be printed on one sheet of letter sized paper. Black & white. 300dpi.
Download the flier in .jpg format here [5MB].
Friday September 26th @ 6:30pm
101 NW First St
Get directions to Government Center here.
Saturday September 20th, 2008
All proceeds from the race will be used to purchase school supplies for local schools. We will be holding a school supply drive before and after the race. Registration will take place from 3:00 - 5:00, and will be $6, or $4 with new, packaged school supply donation. Donations could include, but are not limited to, pens, pencils, packs of paper, rulers, etc.
For more info:
Emerge Miami / Meetup
Saturday September 13th @ 10:00am
3201 SW First Ave
Miami, FL 33129
This ride we will begin @ the Vizcaya (Metrorail Station) and go across the Rickenbacker Causeway into Key Biscayne.
*Bring lotion if it's sunny out, this ride is a bit slow & you will get sunburned if not prepared.
"There are a lot more bicyclists on the roads of South Florida these days for recreation, sport or commuting. While it has become a popular way to get around, many cyclists say the streets of Miami and other areas can be unsafe for them and want more to be done to ensure their safety. WLRN-Miami Herald reporter Leah Fleming takes a closer look."
Listen to audio below: